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نجمة الليل | دموع الورد | كن مختلفا وقشر البرتقاله بالملعقه .... لـ(قدوة الصديقين) | ][ ... المنتدى الإسلامي العام ... ][ |
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التميز خلال 24 ساعة | |||
العضو المميز | الموضوع المميز | المشرف المميز | المشرفة المميزه |
قريبا |
بقلم : |
قريبا | قريبا |
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أدوات الموضوع | انواع عرض الموضوع |
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حويراتي ماسي
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a popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He said:
"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't My wife!" The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!" Laughter and applause continued! A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to Crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!" The wife went wan with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "... and I can't remember who she was!" Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste! ![]() |
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حويراتي ماسي
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الف شكر على القصه
والنصيحه ودمتي بود |
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I hope you can come agin soon
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السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم احساس ملكه يسلموووووووووووو على هذه النقل الرائع تحياتي لكي |
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هههههههههههه
مشكورة خيتو على القصة |
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thanks for passing
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حويراتي ماسي
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شـكــ وبارك الله فيك ـــرا لك ... لك مني أجمل تحية .
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